Today is the launch of the NotSoSoccerMom Hour on Toginet.com radio!  In true NotSoSoccerMom fashion, I have already extrapolated this (great) opportunity out to a future fairytaleland where I am the new Oprah and wake up looking like Cindy Crawford's cuter, younger, blond sister.

Most people want to be famous for money or notoriety.   The perks that  interest me are....

* A Personal Assistant/ Yes-Man:   "That is a pretty pink lipgloss you are wearing today, Ms. Jill. Tres fab!" , "I definitely think you should wear your black hat on Jimmy Fallon. People don't get the dirty black hat thing? They are soooo jealous of you, Ms. Jill",  "Yes, Ms. Jill, I would take GREAT joy in getting you a third Iced White Mocha today. No, I think they are pretty calorie-free. I read that somewhere...."

*Creative Control: When the feature film "NotSoSoccerMom: The Movie" is being cast, I'll pick able to choose who plays me, a toss-up between the always plucky, living-doll Kristin Chenoweth  

or the more serious Elizabeth Mitchell from the Santa Clause 3.    I like them both.....

Unfortunately--and probably because I will have stayed out till 3am the night before with the Merchant Ivory boys discussing a ‘Sound Of Music' follow-up project starring Allie Grace as a grown Gretl, I might be cranky the day we cast --and the person who is bothering and demotivating me lately will be played by=====   Kathy Bates.

Jill

I'm sure there are more reasons but I got to daydreaming trying to decide whether to do tuna tar-tar (over?)  or lamb pot stickers with a spicy mint chutney at the Book Launch Party atop the Hotel Gansevoort in NYC.  

Oh- and cuz I had to go change Patrick's diaper......

PLEASE tune in for the NotSoSoccerMom hour  Toginet.com.  Callers are appreciated & will never be made fun of (unless they disparage Cream-Cheese based appetizers). 

We'll have a BLAST talking about the really important stuff: 

*Does Bobbi Brown have a copyright infringement lawsuit against Laura Mercier for copying for iconic Shimmerbrick and calling it a Shimmerbloc? 

*Is Harry Reid KIDDING????????  

* Who has a harder job; Tiger Wood's publicist or Kim Kardashian's Spanx? 

*Does anyone ask more questions than Allie Grace?  "Do they? Do they? Do they?  Can I? Can I? Can I?"

*When will I ever find the time to film my fledgling Fitness Video- "Bitching About Taxes: The Aerobic Workout!"  ???